15 funniest Twitter Patronus reactions because not everyone is pleased with their Pottermore spirit animal
15 funniest Twitter Patronus reactions because not everyone is pleased with their Pottermore spirit animal
If you haven’t already taken time out to find out what your Patronus is, what are you waiting for? As we at HelloGiggles instructed you to do earlier this week, stop everything and take the Pottermore quiz right freakin’ now. TBH, the process to discover your patronus is a wee bit creepy, but identifying and properly wielding the patronus charm is extremely crucial to your well-being. We don’t know about you, but we don’t want to be caught with our pants down in the event that a dementor decides to roll up on our set.
(Side note: After taking the quiz, I learned that my patronus is a dolphin! *squeals* That’s not the most ferocious animal on the planet, but it suits my personality to a tee so I am most pleased with the results.)
But judging by some of the funniest patronus reactions on Twitter, not everyone is pleased with their patronus matches. Even actress Evanna Lynch aka Luna Lovegood thought her patronus quiz result was bogus:
I don't geddit @pottermore...all of my happiest memories are spent in the presence of cats. Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?!
— Evanna Lynch (@Evy_Lynch) September 23, 2016
Oof.
It gets worse, but also increasingly hilarious:
Every time I take a Pottermore quiz I get super bummed out.
Sincerely,
A #Hufflepuff with a Wood Mouse #Patronus.— Patrick Medaugh (@patrickmedaugh) September 22, 2016
When you take the new Pottermore quiz all hopeful your #patronus is gonna be a dragon or hippogriff & it turns out to be a rather small cat pic.twitter.com/L9bkgzMrxu
— Laura Tisdall (@LauraTisdall) September 22, 2016
went against my better judgment and took the patronus quiz.
i'm a shrew.— leyna burel (@kittenvelour) September 24, 2016
// I got a squirrel for my patronus quiz and I have never been more disappointed
— over it (@DAMMITXIO) September 24, 2016
me: //doesnt get a bunny on the patronus quiz/
me: pottermore is fake actually— LYN [hiatus] (@spacelynvader) September 23, 2016
It's 10:22am and my phone is on 67% because I joined pottermore and took a patronus quiz. I'm a dolphin.
I regret nothing.— Myia Hambrick (@MyiaChristine) September 22, 2016
Did the patronus test on Pottermore.
Is it a bird? Is it a deer?
It's...
It's a hedgehog.— Bry
(@BryOnTour) September 24, 2016
Pottermore tried to tell me my patronus was a lame house cat instead of something cool like Dwayne Johnson so this game is effing rigged.
— RJ (@TacosaurusRex) September 24, 2016
My patronus is a calico cat and it's running around in the air and it's light bluish and v. cool but what is it and can I have it or am I it
— Jason Ritter (@JasonRitter) September 23, 2016
OMG MY #PATRONUS IS A STALLION because I am noble, athletic, quite scared of horses.#ExpectoPatronum
*screams as it gallops towards me* pic.twitter.com/vrn6gQL9T8— Rachel L. Wilkie (@RLWilkie) September 23, 2016
So, obviously pottermore was off about my #Patronus. I've corrected it. #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/2Gk9yGTrWY
— Dea (D.H.) Poirier (@PoirierPages) September 22, 2016
Don't talk to me about nobility or tenaciousness or Ron's wonderful family - my life is OVER pic.twitter.com/FiMoDLTbbG
— Joss Whedon (@joss) September 22, 2016
@Guthbox I feel like Arthur pic.twitter.com/lMbxCSgYMq
— Lil Chino from 92nd (@_nishilee) September 22, 2016
HOW DO I REDO MY PATRONUS I GOT A VOLE AND I'M SUING JK ROWLING
— Manzi (@Manzinat0r) September 22, 2016
I waited what feels like my whole life to find out that my #Patronus is a mole. WHY?! @jk_rowling pic.twitter.com/PvrwgQxWGp
— Samantha (@samurai_mouse) September 22, 2016
Whew! If you’re terrified of taking the test now, maybe facing the worst possible outcome on this list of patronus animals will help you steel yourself against the emotional meltdown that occurs when you discover that you don’t measure up to your ideal patronus.
Good luck!
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