13 Sassy Wedding Handkerchiefs That Are More Salty Than Sweet

Kelsey Borresen

If you’re in need of a little wedding day present that isn’t totally corny (sorry, “bride tribe” tank tops, we’re looking at you), look no further than the sassy wedding handkerchief.

It appears all sweet and lacy at first glance, but packs a pretty hilarious punch. Below, 13 cheeky options that are perfect for your partner, bridal party or family members who can take a joke.

<i>Buy it from <a href="https://wrenbirdarts.com/collections/wedding/products/wedding-bridesmaid-no-ugly-crying-funny-handkerchief" target="_blank">WrenBirdArts</a>&nbsp;for&nbsp;$18.</i>
Buy it from WrenBirdArts for $18.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/457968592/gifts-for-the-bride-vintage-inspired" target="_blank">HookAndHoop on Etsy</a> for&nbsp;$30+.</i>
Buy it from HookAndHoop on Etsy for $30+.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/513920891/cry-baby-handkerchief?ref=shop_home_active_21" target="_blank">SnotBad on Etsy</a> for $10+.</i>
Buy it from SnotBad on Etsy for $10+.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/93590190/you-have-a-booger-embroidered" target="_blank">CajunStitchery on Etsy</a>&nbsp;for&nbsp;$9.99.</i>
Buy it from CajunStitchery on Etsy for $9.99.
<i>Buy it from&nbsp;<a href="https://wrenbirdarts.com/collections/everyday/products/fuck-yeah-funny-handkerchief-gift" target="_blank">WrenBirdArts</a>&nbsp;for&nbsp;$16.</i>
Buy it from WrenBirdArts for $16.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/547110452/funny-gift-boo-hoo-gifts-for-her" target="_blank">HookAndHoop on Etsy</a>&nbsp;for&nbsp;$22+.&nbsp;</i>
Buy it from HookAndHoop on Etsy for $22+. 
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.ellawinston.com/products/personalized-wedding-handkerchief" target="_blank">Ella Winston</a> for&nbsp;$23.89.</i>
Buy it from Ella Winston for $23.89.
<i>Buy it from&nbsp;<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/246657342/fake-tears-handkerchief?ref=shop_home_active_13" target="_blank">Fairgoods on Etsy&nbsp;</a>for $10+.</i>
Buy it from Fairgoods on Etsy for $10+.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/467161727/suck-it-up-wedding-handkerchief-by?ref=related-2" target="_blank">WeddingTokens on Etsy</a> for $6.</i>
Buy it from WeddingTokens on Etsy for $6.
<i>Buy a <a href="https://craftivist-collective.com/dont-blow-it-hanky" target="_blank">DIY kit from Craftivist Collective</a>&nbsp;for $15.93.</i>
Buy a DIY kit from Craftivist Collective for $15.93.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/176450391/special-funny-gift-for-groom-groomsmen?ga_search_query=funny&amp;ref=shop_items_search_1" target="_blank">Mrs. Stitch's Boutique on Etsy</a> for&nbsp;$15+.</i>
Buy it from Mrs. Stitch's Boutique on Etsy for $15+.
<i>Buy it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/505859404/buck-up-buttercup-hand-embroidered" target="_blank">CraftyGingerMama on Etsy</a>&nbsp;for&nbsp;$14.</i>
Buy it from CraftyGingerMama on Etsy for $14.
<i>Buy it on <a href="https://fairgoods.com/collections/wedding-handkerchiefs/products/not-crying-white-mandkerchief" target="_blank">Fairgoods</a> for&nbsp;$10.</i>
Buy it on Fairgoods for $10.

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And turn traditional gender roles on their head while you're at it. Girls dig video games too!

Show your silly side with an untraditional save-the-date

Just&nbsp;stay away from permanent markers.
Just stay away from permanent markers.

Or include your fur child in the save-the-date shoot

A cute pup&nbsp;and a sweet sign is a&nbsp;winning&nbsp;combination.&nbsp;
A cute pup and a sweet sign is a winning combination. 

Create a phone list with important numbers to keep you ~stress-free~ on the big day

This way, guests and vendors don't have&nbsp;to bug&nbsp;you with last-minute questions.
This way, guests and vendors don't have to bug you with last-minute questions.

Hand out a brilliant, boredom-reducing wedding program

Sudoku and gangsta mad libs will keep your peeps entertained.
Sudoku and gangsta mad libs will keep your peeps entertained.

Or these programs that fold into paper airplanes

Which your guests will (obviously) throw at you as you exit the ceremony.
Which your guests will (obviously) throw at you as you exit the ceremony.

Ask grandma to be one of your bridesmaids

If you consider Granny one&nbsp;of your BFFs, it's a no-brainer!
If you consider Granny one of your BFFs, it's a no-brainer!

Have your ring bearer hold a cheeky sign

"It's too late to run, cause here she comes!"
"It's too late to run, cause here she comes!"

Create personalized 'Guess Who' sets with pics of your guests

It's a&nbsp;super fun way to break the ice and help&nbsp;table mates get to know each other.
It's a super fun way to break the ice and help table mates get to know each other.

Or keep them entertained with an 'I Spy' wedding photo game

Ask&nbsp;guests to use their cameras or phones to check items off the&nbsp;list. Later, have everyone upload their shots online&nbsp;so you have them all in one place.
Ask guests to use their cameras or phones to check items off the list. Later, have everyone upload their shots online so you have them all in one place.

A mimosa bar is sure to please

Time to pop bottles!&nbsp;
Time to pop bottles! 

Or maybe a sangria bar is more up your alley?

Because wine is fine.&nbsp;
Because wine is fine. 

Superhero cufflinks for the groomsmen are a fun touch

Let your nerd flag fly!
Let your nerd flag fly!

Change things up with a message-in-a-bottle guest book

No peeking at the messages until your first&nbsp;anniversary! Promise?
No peeking at the messages until your first anniversary! Promise?

Take things back to grade school with this photo op

Ewww, cooties!&nbsp;
Ewww, cooties! 

The goofier the photo, the better, as far as we're concerned

We &lt;3 love couples who don't take themselves too seriously.&nbsp;
We <3 love couples who don't take themselves too seriously. 

Provide a yummy late-night snack like donut holes and coffee shakes

Caffeine boost, FTW!
Caffeine boost, FTW!

Hang up a hilariously spot-on sign near the dance floor

We've been duped before.&nbsp;
We've been duped before. 

Last but not least: DIY Jack & Coke kits make the perfect wedding favor

Because after the party is the after-party, y'all.
Because after the party is the after-party, y'all.

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