"I'd let both those motherf*ckers drown!" - Jennifer Lopez
The singer, replying to an L.A. radio DJ question asking whether she'd rescue Ben Affleck or Sean 'Diddy' Combs if she were at sea and could only save one. Both men are her exes.
"I'm terrified of growing up. Once you become an adult, how to you step back from that? It's something that wakes me up at night." - Lorde
The teen phenom, addressing the crowd during her concert at New York's Roseland Ballroom.
"Why would you get the guy who created the Zune to make your website?" - Zach Galifianakis
The actor and host of Funny Or Die's "Between Two Ferns," referencing Microsoft's failed music player to President Obama in a joke about the shaky launch of Healthcare.gov.
"F*ck Off." - Frank Ocean
The R&B star wrote the explicit message in the memo line of a $212,500 check made out to Chipotle. The fast food chain sued Ocean for the same amount for not delivering a song for a 2013 ad campaign.
"I was found on YouTube. I think that I was I was detrimental to my own career" - Justin Bieber
The pop star, misspeaking in a deposition, in response to a question about mentor Usher's role in his success. He quickly clarified that he meant "instrumental."
"I Would KISS Putin's Feet in Red Square at 12, if he'd let Ukrainian Ppl B FREE!" - Cher
The singer, tweeting her feelings about the situation in the Ukraine.
"Dey wouldn't let me in 50 cent sHow jus now smH I still ain't on number 1 and sum moe sHit lmao." - ScHoolboy Q
The rapper, lamenting on Twitter about not getting into 50 Cent's SXSW concert. ScHoolboy Q's album "Oxymoron" recently debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200.
"I have just become a grandfather for the fifth time, so I know what I'm talking about." - Keith Richards
The Rolling Stones guitarist, on writing the upcoming children's book, "Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar."
"I didn’t go out with B.I.G. I went out with Chris." - Charli Baltimore
The rapper, on her relationship with the late Notorious B.I.G. (né Christopher Wallace), who was killed 17 years ago this month.
"Whenever I wear a suit to the studio people think I just came from court." - Diplo
The DJ/producer captioning an Instagram of himself dressed up.