RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 2 just wrapped Thursday (Oct. 13) night, and season 5 runner-up Alaska snatched the crown from a worthy batch of competitors.
But really, let's be honest. When Alaska entered season 2 of All Stars, the crown was hers to lose -- and by virtue of consistent runway looks, gag-worthy lip synchs and arguably the best Snatch Game impersonation of all time (Mae West lived again for 10 minutes in 2016), she more than earned the victory.
So following her victory on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 2, Billboard is excited to debut Alaska Thunderfuck 5000's brand new music video "The T" featuring fellow All Stars competitor Adore Delano.
Over sparse, hard-hitting production that brings to mind Nicki Minaj's "Beez in the Trap," Alaska spills the tea on everything from her exes (both famous and infamous) to her newfound sobriety to Drag Race as a personal experience.
While the video features Adore Delano singing (always a pleasure), a slew of additional season 2 All Stars appear at the end in a visual send-up of Leonardo Da Vinci's The Last Supper -- with Alaska as Christ, because obviously.
Like any good rap freestyle (and make no mistake, this is a legit I-got-shit-to-get-off-my-chest freestyle), Alaska addresses everything: Her personal issues (sobriety), her exes (she's good with Sharon Needles but has a sick diss for her tea-spilling ex), Adore Delano's unexpected exit, and her former association with Willam and Courtney Act:
Here are a few choice lyrics from "The T":
"I keep it cute and I act my age / And you never gonna ever, ever gonna see me drunk on stage"
"The Triple A girls went bankrupt morally / Willam met some models and serviced them orally"
"I like black tea, I like black D"
"I smash some pumpkins, Rat in the Cage / Let's pay women an equal wage"
"[On her gossipy ex] You crossed me like the River Styx / But the sex is good because I like small dicks"
"Now let's talk about my exes, I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas -- I'm just kidding it was really in Florida, but what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida"
"[On Sharon] We were good to together but we're better apart, and I learned a lot from that broken heart / Sharon and Chad [O'Connell] I'm happy for you"
"100,000 is ain't that much / To fuck up your mind and all the friends that you trust"
And so many more. Check out the video above and grab Poundcake here. The RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars reunion airs Oct. 27 at 8 p.m. on Logo and VH1.