If you've always wondered how the iconic ZZ Top song "Legs" came to be then you would have been happy to hear Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Bacon and Chris Stapleton perform its first draft on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Playing ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, and Frank Beard, the three performers wowed us with some lyrics we've never heard before.
Sporting an appropriate ZZ beard, Fallon sang, "She's got arms. They're like legs but on her upper half. She's got elbows. She scrubs them when she takes a bath."
While Bacon, as the drummer Frank Beard sang, "She's got teeth. Sometimes she calls them chompers. She's got feets. Sometimes calls them stompers."
Though these "original" lyrics might not be quite as sexy as the final incarnation, they're pretty educational as Stapleton sang, "She's got a rib cage. I learned that from an X-ray. She's got thumbs. She uses them to text me. What is texting? What is texting? It's 1983!"