Dates From Hell: Watch One Direction’s Hilarious ‘Night Changes’ Video

Hey girls! Ever wanted to date your favorite member of One Direction? Well, be careful what you wish for.

The new music video by 1D, “Night Changes,” is a work of marketing genius, combining two major components of the man band’s appeal: their undeniable dateability, and their wacky sense of humor and willingness to poke fun at their own heartthrob image.

The clip starts out offering an assortment of dream-date options with Britain’s most eligible bachelors. A candlelit pasta dinner with Zayn? A countryside convertible cruise with Louis? Romps at the local carnival or ice rink with Liam and Harry? Or how about a cozy night by the fire with Niall, a cup of cocoa, and a flirty game of Jenga? It’s a Choose Your Own Dating Adventure!

But then the blokes’ dream dates turn (spoiler alert) horrifically, hilariously nightmarish.

We have a feeling that most Directioners would still choose a trip to the ER with Harry Styles over a boring, typical date night with just about anyone else. But consider this a warning if you’re ever lucky enough to end up on a date with Liam Payne. Make sure not to wear a hat, that’s all we’re sayin’.

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