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The American Music Awards, Framed

John Kordosh
Yahoo Music
December 2, 2013

The American Music Awards, Framed

John Kordosh
Yahoo Music
December 2, 2013

It seems fitting that we feature the American Music Awards this week. That's 'cause they were just on TV.

But instead of featuring just one artist, this week's Framed features many of today's greatest stars! Yes, it's every reader's dream come true... a veritable hit parade of stars, all enhanced by our captions!

So kick back and welcome Miley, Gaga, Pitbull, 1D, and all the other super great artists we just saw on the tube. No guarantees, but we'll even try to work in Florida Georgia Line featuring Nellie, 'cause we're in an expansive mood.

Please feel free to post what we're going to call your thoughts, pending verification.

Ciao!

Important blog note! Readers, my time is up. Er, I mean my time here at Y! Music is up. Yep, after 6 ½ years of writing Framed, this is going to be my last blog.

I estimate I've written well over 4,000 captions during my tenure. They were all really funny, too. Especially those Pumpkinhead captions. Not to mention my many very humorous President Obama captions. ("Kenya believe it?")

A man gets to thinking after he's written 4,000+ captions. His foremost thought is: "Jesus, that's a lot of captions." Then he goes and gets a beer and watches some basketball.

I'd like to thank everyone at Y! Music for their generous help in hosting this blog over the years. And I'd particularly like to thank you, the readers, whether you just looked in occasionally or were one of the regulars. I hope I elicited a smile or two. Believe it or not, I got quite a kick out of your comments.

So, adieu, and take care. And have yourself a merry little Christmas.

My best regards,

John Kordosh

 

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