Of all the "Wrecking Ball" remakes in all the Internet in all the world, he just had to walk into one. 60-year-old porn icon Ron Jeremy is the latest to take up the sledgehammer and take it all off for a shot-by-shot remake of Miley Cyrus's pearl-clutching music video. For once, someone exponentially more salacious than Cyrus herself is giving it a go.
From tearful close-ups to smashing cement block walls, the video emulates the original video down to the last detail. Jeremy even provides his own vocals, which as you can imagine, sound cringingly bad. But after just a few days, the video has already surpassed 1.3 million views as of Tuesday morning.
It's funny to think that the now-standard issue white tank top and white underwear is more than Jeremy is normally seen wearing when on camera. But we're eternally grateful that he kept on a pair of nude undies for his turn swinging on the wrecking ball.
And this is hardly the end for the porn star's career in music videos. The "Wrecking Ball" parody's production company TheSpotPDX said there are two more music videos in the works where Jeremy is rapping original songs. As if things couldn't get weirder.
Welcome to the Internet, folks. Enjoy.