R. Kelly, Framed
Hello, valued readers, and welcome to Framed! This week, our guest star is the inimitable R. Kelly, the talented and controversial singer whose career has been occasionally sidetracked by serious legal issues. Despite them, Kelly is a true star, and was named the most successful R&B artist of the last 25 years by Billboard in 2011.
Our video is "Trapped In The Closet," R.'s seemingly never-ending saga of adventures in fidelity. This week we're featuring chapters one through five in the series that the singer himself has cutely described as "hip-hopera."
Since the damn thing just goes on and on, we've decided it'll be our featured video from now until late September! Yes, we'll be doing nothing but writing R. Kelly captions for the next eight months, and loving every minute of it! This is the best job we've ever had!
We'll see you next week with — well, you know — so don't be anyplace else!
1 — Republican politicians are the new reality show craze!
2 — "But I'm into older women nowadays. You know, in their late teens."
3 — Make Floor Girl drop to the floor? Ha!