As 2013 draws to a close, it's time to get cozy and take a look at Miley Cyrus's craziest antics from throughout the year. Like the song says, she can't stop!
Miley releases twerk-tastic "We Can't Stop" video
Miley kicked off the summer by releasing the now-infamous video for "We Can't Stop" in June. The former Disney star gyrated half naked and grabbed her friends' rear ends, made out with a giant Barbie doll, and twerked with Teddy bears. And that is just the beginning! She set the record for the most VEVO views in one day and made "twerking" a household word.
Miley shocks with VMAs performance
Miley left everyone a-gasp with her racy performance at the MTV VMAs in August. The pop star pulled out all the stops – twerking in a furry bustier, spanking her dancers' booties, touching herself with a giant foam finger, and bumping and grinding against Robin Thicke during a "Blurred Lines" duet, wagging her tongue all the while.
Miley swings naked in "Wrecking Ball" video
The Terry Richardson-directed video for "Wrecking Ball," released in September, started off demurely with a close-up of Miley as tears streamed down her cheek. But after a few seconds, she was seductively licking a sledgehammer and swinging on a wrecking ball in her birthday suit like she was competing for a spot in the sex Olympics.
Miley appears naked in Terry Richardson photos
Talk about NSFW. In October, Miley released a batch of provocative photos in which she used a large beverage can as a phallic prop and hiked up her skimpy red bodysuit, giving herself one of the biggest wedgies ever caught on camera. This might have been shocking a year earlier, but following her previous antics, it seemed almost tame.
Miley goes topless on cover of Rolling Stone
Sporting smeared black eyeliner, blingy gold chains, and a mid-torso dream-catcher tattoo, Miley appeared naked on the cover of Rolling Stone in October. In the accompanying interview, she responded to haters, saying, "People are like, 'Miley thinks she's a black girl, but she's got the flattest a-- ever.' I'm like, I'm 108 pounds! I know!"
Miley smokes suspicious cigarette at MTV EMAs
As if one shocking VMA performance weren't enough, Miley pushed the envelope at the MTV European Music Awards in Amsterdam in November. Arriving onstage in what looked like a space suit with a bong inside it, she twerked and spanked the booty of a little person, who spanked her right back. Later, when Miley accepted an award, she took what appeared to be a joint out of her Chanel purse and said, "I couldn't fit this award in my bag, but I did find this."
Miley gives a naughty holiday performance
Miley proved once again that she's more naughty than nice by rounding out the year with a sexy, Santa-themed performance at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball in December. Wearing a sparkling red Mrs. Claus bikini, Miley bumped and grinded, grabbed the boob cone of a little person, twerked across the stage, spanked anybody who crossed her path, and cavorted with a drunken Kris Kringle. So, you know, just a typical Very Miley Christmas.
Miley really, really adores...herself
Miley apparently celebrated the holidays in bed alone, since the day after Christmas, she released her raciest and most indulgent video yet, "Adore You." The clip starred Miley in bed with no company other than her trusty camcorder. Good thing it came out over the Christmas break, because this one was definitely not safe to watch at work.
Miley kisses a girl and she likes it
Miley rang in New Year's Eve a few days early with the year-end smooch to end all year-end smooches: On Dec. 26, she tweeted a sexy snap of herself kissing Victoria's Secret supermodel Cara Delevingne. A rainbow (albeit a digitally inserted one) appeared for this momentous event, of course. .
How on earth will Miley top herself in 2014? Watch this space...