Kate Upton may be one of the world's hottest models at the moment, and Mercedes-Benz may be paying several million dollars for her to star in its upcoming Super Bowl ad, but this 90-second teaser of Upton "washing" a new Mercedes-Benz CLA-Class sedan leaves me disturbed. My God, those sponges look like they came half off at the dollar store. No one's even touching the wheels. That bucket's probably filled with dishwashing liquid! No way Justin Verlander lets her clean his Mercedes SLS this way.