Justin Bieber, Framed
After a senselessly long absence from our blog, Justin Bieber returns this week with his very workmanlike new tune, "Boyfriend." We'd tell you what it's about, but — and this is something we very much regret — we have to paint something, right now, at this very moment.
Darn the luck!
We can tell you that the tune has hit #2 in the U.S. and that it's pretty much a reprise of all of Justin's other hits. Which — let's face it — makes it a valuable addition to modern culture. In the video, we see Justin unleashing his sex drive, which appears to be all-consuming, as he whispers into girls' ears! Right there, on camera!
That's some Clark Gable stuff, no doubt about it.
We certainly hope you enjoy the video and also our captions to the still pictures. Our captions are supposed to be funny... at least, we think they are; we signed a contract a long time ago and can't find it right now... but, in any case, be back here again next week, when nothing will make any sense one more time!
1 — "Note to self: don't party with O'Conner, Geller, Robert of the Radish or any combination thereof."
2 — "This app that actually neuters blog readers was a great idea!"