Justin Bieber, Framed
In fact, it isn't even us, which is way, way sadder.
No, the one thing you can depend on in Framed is that, sooner or later -- and who are we kidding, it's always sooner -- Justin Bieber will be back as our featured artist.
Why is this? Do we owe Justin Bieber money? Did the editor of Y! Music actually order us to have Justin in our blog every six weeks? Did Justin form an unholy, socialist alliance with President Obama to seize our firearms as well as control of our most beloved funny caption blog?
And the answers are: yes. Yes, all of these things are true.
It's a troubled world!
Anyway, this week's video is Justin's brand new "As Long As You Love Me," and the popular singer continues to grow up before our very eyes. In this vaguely Romeo & Julietish vid, Justin and his girl have to stand up to her father, who, like all fathers, is cruel and unreasonable. He and Justin even duke it out, just like regular people do!
You're certain to be riveted by this exciting entertainment event. And, if not, feel free to fall back on our professionally-written captions, which -- as always! -- are meant to amuse, edify and make little, if any, sense!
We'll be back next week with yet another video premiere, because we're on a bleeping roll here.
1 -- "Sorry, kid. I already subscribe to Grit."
2 -- "What century is this, anyway?"