How Does Spice Girl Geri Halliwell Rate in Bed?!

Jon Wiederhorn
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By Jon Wiederhorn

Ever wonder just how good Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is in bed? According to a TV segment that features a man she slept with, she’s a “six-and-a-half out of 10.”

As the Brits say, the bloke’s “just taking the piss” to promote Halliwell’s new comedy show “Geri: Life Sucks.” The full advertisement features Halliwell in bed with a man, staring into his eyes, apparently in a state of post-coital bliss. She kisses him on the cheek and smiles. Instead of offering her a cigarette, the guy asks, “When was the film out...the movie, you know your film with the Girls, in the '90s?”

Halliwell answers that Spiceworld was out a long time ago, then asks, “Did you see it?”

Without a pause, the man replies, “Yeah, I saw it and I made a silent vow to myself that I would f--k all the Spice Girls. And here we are. First it was Baby and then it was Scary. What was the one with Puma tracksuit, Sporty?"

Halliwell’s smile turns into a scowl and she says in disbelief, “You’ve been with the other girls? I thought you liked me? But I’m on your list. You know what? That’s really s--tty. Imagine if you were on my list?”

In an effort to appease her, her partner says, “Don’t take it the wrong’re the best. Out of 10, I’d definitely give you six-and-a-half."

At that, Halliwell slaps the man and says, “You’re disgusting! You make me sick” before the screen fades to black.

There is no indication in the advertisement of when “Geri: Life Sucks” will air. Watch the clip for yourselves, but be warned that the strong language is not edited out here.