8 Weird Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Music-Obsessed Giftee
It’s never too early to start thinking about holiday gift-giving, especially if you’re like me who always waits ‘til the last minute (I swear this year I’ll get a head start!). While tons of people will post lists of cool, gadgety, box set-y things to get for you fave music fan this year, we’ve gathered eight weird and wild gifts that will make your lucky giftee freak—in both good and bad ways.
DJ Cat Scratching Pad – Thank you internet. Shaped just like a turntable complete with clever stickers, the cardboard “DJ Felix” record will give your cat a few minutes of claw sharpening pleasure, while giving cat owners hours of “awws”, YouTube video-taking and Instagramming. Admit it; this is really more a gift for the owner than it is for the cat. And the description is a real urbandictionary.com workout: “Kitty is mad pumped to kick it behind the wheels of steel and throw down a dope set of old skool joints, yo! Designed in London, the Cat Scratching Pad enables your furry homeslice to spin some phat, chillout beatz with hella catitude.” Felix da Housecat must be sick of getting these sent to him. $35.00, Uncommongoods.com
Guitar Pee Urinal – Not even kidding, Billboard Brasil invented a urinal that allows you to guitar solo during your solo time. Whip out your whammy bar and aim for the wires extending over the bowl (is it called a bowl? Guys? Anyone?) to play some epic riffs. Turn a natural hindrance into a headbanger! When you're done, the Guitar Pee will give you a number readout to enter into their mobile website where you can download an "MPee3" of what you just played. Send your demo to Nickelback! This is technically not a gift idea, as the Guitar Pee hasn't been produced for sale, but consider this an endorsement for investors to start! Check out the video to see the priceless faces of utterly delighted Guitar Pee users. Don't worry, it's safe for work. Otherwise, I'm in trouble. Priceless, Guitarpee.com