Biz Markie's Got What You Need: All-Marshmallow Boxes of Lucky Charms

First, the good news: General Mills is finally manufacturing all-marshmallow boxes of Lucky Charms, with no boring, cardboardy oat bits to get in the way of all that rainbow corn-syrupy goodness. We’re talking boxes packed with only pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes, straight up – just like the cereal gods intended.

Now, the bad news: There will only be 10 such boxes, issued as part of a social media contest, making them “the unicorn of the cereal world” according to General Mills’ blog. If you’re not one of those lucky, charmed sweepstakes-winners, then you’ll still have to buy regular Costco boxes in bulk and resort to painstaking hand-sorting to get a proper marshmallow-only experience. Or, you could buy this weird bag of pre-sorted knockoff Lucky Charms off the Interweb. But that just doesn’t quite have the same, well, charm.

Anyway, here’s ‘90s rapper and apparently lapsed Celebrity Fit Club contestant Biz “Just a Friend” Markie to cheer you on in your quest for your own pot of pure cereal gold, remaking his one-hit wonder into a new Lucky Charms victory anthem. Good luck to you and all of your sugar-addicted friends.