Meet Ant Smith. Ant, don’t call him Giant, is author of the book, The Small Penis Bible, a book about well, small penises. Smith went on the British talk show This Morning and had an amazing six-minute interview with married co-hosts Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. We dong want to give this man the shaft, so we packaged our favorite moments from his segment. In honor of Ant, we have kept it short.