The Raunchy, Randy Magazine Headlines in 'Trainwreck'

The Judd Apatow comedy Trainwreck made a healthy bundle at the box office this weekend, due in no small part to Amy Schumer’s hilarious performance as a boozy New York magazine writer. Her character Amy works at the fictional testosterone-infused men’s magazine S’Nuff that’s edited-in-chief by Tilda Swinton’s deliciously despicable (and very tan!) Dianna. One of the small pleasures of the movie is a cascading list of S’Nuff’s barely-ludicrous story ideas and headlines that come straight out of the lascivious lad-mag tradition. Here’s a list of the (mostly NSFW) ones we caught. Did we miss any?

S'NUFF Guide to Beating Off At Work

You’re Not Gay, She’s Boring

You Call Those Tits?

Where Are They Now? The Kids Michael Jackson Gave Settlements To

Does Garlic Make Semen Taste Any Different?

How To Talk Your Girlfriend Into a Threesome

Ugliest Celebrity Kids Under 6

We Forgive You, Lance Armstrong

Watch a featurette about ‘S’Nuff:’