Sniping, then singing as 'American Idol' returns
In this Jan. 8, 2013 photo, from left, Mariah Carey, Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj from "American Idol" attend the Fox Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel, in Pasadena, Calif. "American Idol" returns Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2013, for season 12. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP)
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Fox network is putting a brave face on the shrinking appeal of "American Idol."
Its 12th-season premiere Wednesday posted "an expected 19 percent decline versus least season" in the 18-to-49 demographic, the network said on Thursday. But the network hastened to add that Fox still had the highest-rated night of entertainment programming of any network thus far this season, and outperformed its three-network competition combined by 11 percent.
"Idol" drew 17.9 million total viewers on Wednesday. Last year's premiere was seen by 21.9 million total viewers.
During the broadcast, the judges voiced optimism of their own.
"I feel like we jell well in a weird, crazy way," said Nicki Minaj, speaking of the judges' panel near the episode's conclusion.
At least, there was no hair-pulling between Minaj and Mariah Carey, even as some viewers may have been reduced to it.
The pop divas exchanged insults worthy of middle schoolers, fellow freshman judge Keith Urban looked trapped between them, and there was a whiff of make-believe Wednesday about the show's touted feud.
"We can have accessories. I didn't know that was allowed. That's all I'm gonna say," Carey commented archly about Minaj's flashy, drum major-style hat.
The rapper took offense.
"Why'd you have to reference my hat?" Minaj said, with Carey then accusing Minaj of rudeness to her during an earlier elevator meeting.
Mercifully, a contestant arrived to break up the bickering and remind viewers that we tuned in to a talent show, not an episode of "Real Housewives of American Idol."
When the action resumed, Minaj demonstrated a magnificent talent for eye-rolling and upped the ante with a muttered insult.
"If she called me something that begins with a 'b' and ends with an 'itch,' I rebuke it," Carey declared.
Whether the clash is real, Minaj's scrappiness came off as far more entertaining than Carey's demure, even queenly, manner. Carey is getting a truly royal paycheck: $18 million, to Minaj's $12 million.
On Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2013 photo, Nicki Minaj, left, and Ryan Seacrest from "American Idol" attend the Fox Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel, in Pasadena, Calif. "American Idol" returns on Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2013, for Season 12 on FOX. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP)
The award for least self-absorbed judge goes to genial country singer Urban.