Rihanna might not have won any GRAMMYs, but she won the GRAMMYs.
Whether it was an honor just to be nominated -- RiRi scored eight nominations including Record of the Year -- Rihanna seemed to, in true Rihanna fashion, give absolutely no f**ks. And it certainly wasn't going to stop her from having a good time, as she spent most of the show drinking from a bejeweled flask.
Rihanna with the flask?!?!? pic.twitter.com/gGi8nfPp6O— ............ (@LaLaChannell) February 13, 2017
Who care about custom Armani Prive, quite frankly, when you can dress yourself with a flask? If this flask doesn't make your Best Dressed list, you are OUT OF YOUR MIND. Especially seeing as it got so, so, so much screen time:
Rihanna breaking out the flask halfway through the Grammys is my 2017 aesthetic pic.twitter.com/tpXtIeXhKN— Cole Ledford (@ColeLedford11) February 13, 2017
Friendship in two pictures pic.twitter.com/ZfHKz6kXm5— Christian Zamora (@Christian_Zamo) February 13, 2017
When she wasn't sipping on...whatever, Ri busied herself blowing kisses back and forth with Beyoncé, as one does.
And, at one point, she was just on FaceTime??
Rihanna is on FaceTime at he Grammys, I love this woman so much pic.twitter.com/74G8RWW5KO— Zooted Spitwell (@Zoo757) February 13, 2017
Eventually, the GRAMMYs producers realized the best way to break up the eight and a half hour show was to just keep a camera locked on Rihanna for all of the best reaction shots. Essentially, she was us at the GRAMMYs, feeling what we felt during Adele's tribute performance:
And "YAS B*TCH"-ing Katy Perry after her trippy, protest-y, Ellen DeGeneres-y debut of "Chained to the Rhythm":
Rihanna applauding Katy Perry, she said "YAS BITCH" 😂❤ pic.twitter.com/SskXydv4OI— Gee (@bitchismyson) February 13, 2017
And whatever was happening here. We probably, most likely agree:
It's not like Rihanna seemed to care about her category, anyway...