It was just four days ago when word broke that Wyld Stallyns would be reuniting for a new excellent adventure in a third Bill & Ted movie! And now, original star Keanu Reeves has spilled the beans on what Bill & Ted: We're Way Too Old For This Sh*t (working title) will entail.
"One of the plot points is that these two people have been crushed by the responsibility of having to write the greatest song ever written and to change the world," Reeves tells GQ (via). "And they haven't done it. So everybody is kind of like: 'Where is the song?' The guys have just drifted off into esoterica and lost their rock."
That's when their next adventure/journey/expedition/trip/sojourn begins!
"And we go on this expedition, go into the future to find out if we wrote the song, and one future 'us' refuses to tell us, and another future 'us' blames us for their lives because we didn't write the song, so they're living this terrible life. In one version we're in jail; in another we're at some kind of highway motel and they hate us."
How does that sound to you: Bogus or Excellent?