"[Comedy] opened up the world to me," said Stone of her favorite performances from comedic greats John Candy and Steve Martin.
ArmyVet: How to make a Donald Trump: Combine 200 pounds of bacon grease, the contents of a half dozen state fair port-a-potties, 100 pounds of saw dust, and liberal amounts of bigotry, confusion, nepotism, lies, and corruption. Mix thoroughly until doughy. Form into the shape of a large potato, then place in a tanning bed for 48 hours. After the mixture has dried, spray paint day-glow orange, then wrap in a cheap suit and made-in-China Trump tie. Garnish with any garage-sale wig (or used mop head) and MAGA hat. The taste is deplorable, but you knew that already.