Dolph Lundgren Reading Nursery Rhymes as Ivan Drago Is the Best Thing You'll See All Day

Dolph Lundgren has taken the reigns of the Kindergarten Cop movie franchise with this week’s video release of Kindergarten Cop 2, and he stopped by our studios to chat about it.

Lundgren’s character in the new movie, Agent Reed, reads a children’s story, much like Arnold Schwarzenegger does in the original Kindergarten Cop. And that got us wondering: What if Ivan Drago, of Rocky IV lore, was the one reading to kids?

The result, as you can see in the video, is a pretty epic reading of “Hickory Dickory Dock” by Lundgren as Drago. And in true Drago fashion, he even threatened to hurt people in the studio if they were to laugh.

For good measure, Lundgren also treated us to his impression of Marlon Brando from The Godfather for a rendition of “Hey Diddle Diddle.” If you’re keeping score at home, that’s Lundgren as Brando as Don Vito Corleone reading a famous nursery rhyme.

Watch the video — or he will break you.

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