The Diss List: 5 Golden Globe Remarks That Stung
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler speak onstage during the 71st Annual Golden Globe Award at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Paul Drinkwater/NBCUniversal via Getty Images)
As usual, the wisecracking duo didn't scrimp on disses and made sure to toss plenty of shade at their A-list colleagues.
The evening had plenty of trash-talking, but we've collected the five most memorable burns of the bunch.
1. Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer a Hollywood Darling
It's a good thing disgraced actor Shia LaBeouf skipped the Golden Globes this year, because there was no way that Jim Carrey was going to let him off the hook for his recent antics. "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard … I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that," Carrey began with a sneaky smirk on his face. "So young, so wise."
The comic genius was obviously referring to the ongoing plagiarism battle that the "Nymphomaniac" star has been embroiled in with graphic novelist Daniel Clowes. The 27-year-old star, who failed to credit Clowes' graphic novellas for his short film HowardCantour.com, has been trying to keep a low profile following the incident by "retiring from public life." But it looks like that retirement was short-lived because he's since responded to Carrey's dig via Twitter:
If you explain @JimCarrey you've killed him, Nobody knows if it's for real or not. That way he's immortal.— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 13, 2014
Jim Carrey states that he is deeply involved in his daughter's life – I accept that,regret tweet on the matter. Apologies to both parents.— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 13, 2014
Guess some people just can't take a joke?
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2. Leonardo DiCaprio and Model Vajajays
In case you were totally unaware, Leonardo DiCaprio has a thing for models. The "Titanic" star is a total sucker for hot blond catwalkers, and has bedded everyone from Gisele Bündchen to Bar Refaeli to his latest conquest Toni Garrn. Unfortunately for the hunky heartthrob, that many model notches on his belt left him open to Tina's zing as she introduced him as a presenter. "Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio."
Leo quite obviously couldn't contain his shock over the comment … or his approval. He gave the ladies the thumbs up as he stepped onstage to present an award. Meanwhile, his pal and "Wolf of Wall Street" director, Martin Scorsese, laughed so hard he nearly fell out of his seat.