Prepare, Humans: The For Your Consideration Infestation Is Beginning

The Projector

Over the next four months, there will be so many advertisements on your televisions and in your "newspapers" and your "trade magazines" and your "Internets" that you will wonder whether the money spent on Oscar advertising will be enough to pull America out of its economic malaise. (It won't be.) Note that today, November 9, 2011, the visual assault began, with "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2." Awards Daily will take it from here. It begins.