Of Course David Hasselhoff Is in ‘Piranha 3-DDD’

The Projector

At the end of the year, we'll compile the most depressing screen moments of 2011, but high on the list has to be the scene in "Hop" in which the Easter Bunny searches around Los Angeles so that he can perform for David Hasselhoff. That the 'Hoff was in the film was depressing enough; that he's treated by "Hop" the same way "The Muppet Movie" treated Orson Welles (as a grand poobah/arbiter of entertainment) is downright devastating. We have fallen so far. Anyway, Hasselhoff is in the new teaser trailer for "Piranha 3-DDD," playing his "Baywatch" character, we guess. Christopher Lloyd and Ving Rhames are around too. No word on Jerry O'Connell's penis.