What Each Zodiac Sign Sends As a Drunk Text—You Know Who You Are
A drunk text is something to believe in. The classic misspellings, the deep, emotional longing for human connection and, of course, Taco Bell. A drunk text is simply a work of art—the Mona Lisa of our time. While some signs are more likely to drunk-text than others, we are all more likely to reach out to exes, friends, and people better left uncontacted whenever we imbibe the sauce.
But before we get into the zodiac signs as drunk texts, let me first make a case for the Drunk Text: Who are we to deny ourselves of the earthly pleasure that is texting our coworker a picture of a bathroom stall at 2 a.m.? I want to meet those that would try to stop us (read: me) from the creative pursuit of contacting people at...
