A new biggest fear has just been unlocked
- Thanks. Appreciate it. Well, I've gone and done it. I have won the most idiot person award. My eye drops sit directly next to superglue. And they're the same size bottle. And I wasn't paying attention. And now my eye's glued shut.
What an idiot. What an idiot. Now I'm just sitting here crying because I have no idea why. It just feels so stupid. And I asked the people, I was, like, has this happened before? Have you ever gotten a call like this? They're, like, no. [LAUGHS]