Win Pi Day With These 20 Jokes and Puns

  • <p>Every year when the calendar strikes March 14 — 3.14, that is — it’s hard not to make a crack about pi. Sure, pi is the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle and a mathematical constant — but it’s also just begging to be made into dorky jokes and puns that play on the homonym. Whether you’re looking to amuse your kids, your students, or come up with the perfect social media zinger to caption that <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/money/a31404597/pi-day-deals-2020/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Pi Day" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Pi Day </a>pie you made, find just the right words with this collection of the best Pi Day jokes and puns we could find.</p>
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    Win Pi Day With These 20 Jokes and Puns

    Every year when the calendar strikes March 14 — 3.14, that is — it’s hard not to make a crack about pi. Sure, pi is the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle and a mathematical constant — but it’s also just begging to be made into dorky jokes and puns that play on the homonym. Whether you’re looking to amuse your kids, your students, or come up with the perfect social media zinger to caption that Pi Day pie you made, find just the right words with this collection of the best Pi Day jokes and puns we could find.

  • <p>Because it just goes on forever.</p>
    2/21

    Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?

    Because it just goes on forever.

  • <p>Pi.</p>
    3/21

    What's the math teacher's favorite dessert?

    Pi.

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  • <p>Pumpkin pi.</p>
    4/21

    What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

    Pumpkin pi.

  • <p>3.14.</p>
    5/21

    How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?

    3.14.

  • <p>You’ll end up with a big circumference.</p>
    6/21

    Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?

    You’ll end up with a big circumference.

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  • <p>Shepherd's pi.</p>
    7/21

    What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?

    Shepherd's pi.

  • <p>A pi-thon.</p>
    8/21

    What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?

    A pi-thon.

  • <p>Because they already 8.</p>
    9/21

    Why did two fours skip dinner?

    Because they already 8.

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  • <p>Pi in the sky. </p>
    10/21

    What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

    Pi in the sky.

  • <p>You’re being irrational.</p>
    11/21

    What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?

    You’re being irrational.

  • <p>Because it didn’t know when to stop.</p>
    12/21

    Why did pi fail its driving test?

    Because it didn’t know when to stop.

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  • <p>Because they’ll never meet.</p>
    13/21

    Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?

    Because they’ll never meet.

  • <p>Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.</p>
    14/21

    Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

    Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.

  • <p>Because it’s pointless.</p>
    15/21

    What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?

    Because it’s pointless.

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  • <p>Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!</p>
    16/21

    What did one math book say to the other?

    Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!

  • <p>Algebros.</p>
    17/21

    What do you call two guys who love math?

    Algebros.

  • <p>A roamin’ numeral.</p>
    18/21

    What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

    A roamin’ numeral.

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  • <p>Because it had more cents.</p>
    19/21

    Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his buddy the dime?

    Because it had more cents.

  • <p>Because they must be plotting something.</p>
    20/21

    Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?

    Because they must be plotting something.

  • <p>The pi-thon. </p>
    21/21

    What is the official animal of Pi Day?

    The pi-thon.

<p>Every year when the calendar strikes March 14 — 3.14, that is — it’s hard not to make a crack about pi. Sure, pi is the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle and a mathematical constant — but it’s also just begging to be made into dorky jokes and puns that play on the homonym. Whether you’re looking to amuse your kids, your students, or come up with the perfect social media zinger to caption that <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/money/a31404597/pi-day-deals-2020/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Pi Day" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Pi Day </a>pie you made, find just the right words with this collection of the best Pi Day jokes and puns we could find.</p>
<p>Because it just goes on forever.</p>
<p>Pi.</p>
<p>Pumpkin pi.</p>
<p>3.14.</p>
<p>You’ll end up with a big circumference.</p>
<p>Shepherd's pi.</p>
<p>A pi-thon.</p>
<p>Because they already 8.</p>
<p>Pi in the sky. </p>
<p>You’re being irrational.</p>
<p>Because it didn’t know when to stop.</p>
<p>Because they’ll never meet.</p>
<p>Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.</p>
<p>Because it’s pointless.</p>
<p>Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!</p>
<p>Algebros.</p>
<p>A roamin’ numeral.</p>
<p>Because it had more cents.</p>
<p>Because they must be plotting something.</p>
<p>The pi-thon. </p>

Like pi, we could go on forever with this silly math humor.

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