Ebony Clark, a Philadelphia, PA, resident and mom, recently posted a hysterical video of her son precociously interrogating her about her use of sanitary napkins - all while holding a bulk bag of Always Maxi Pads in a very public supermarket. Unrelentingly, he asks, "Don't you use these for your butt?"
In the video - which now has upwards of 295,000 shares - Clark is heard deflecting her son's questions while he simultaneously becomes more skeptical and more assured of the fact that he has, in fact, seen them before. He paces up and down the aisle like any seasoned investigator might. He asks, "Don't you? You did use it sometimes. So . . . do you still want a pack of them?" To which Clark finally replies, "Put it back!"
This might be a little premature, but we think he's a shoo-in for True Detective season three.