So, Um, People on the Internet Really Hate the ‘Cats’ Trailer
Taylor Swift just dropped the Cats trailer on her personal Instagram, and people are not loving it.
The movie, which stars Idris Elba, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilson, Jason Derulo, and Jennifer Hudson, will hit theaters on Christmas day.
Hey! So, um, the Cats trailer just dropped, and it is.........questionable, at best. It features every celebrity you can list animated as a cat, and as appealing as that may sound to a very small section of the internet, it’s actually pretty scary IRL!
Twitter, as you can imagine, is having a field day with this. They’re pointing out the most ridiculous parts, obviously, like the fact that the cats have breasts (last time I checked, cats don’t have breasts, you guys) and that Taylor Swift’s in particular is wearing kitten heels.
Obviously, you need to see the trailer to appreciate these tweets, so here it is, courtesy of Taylor’s Instagram.
There are no words. Literally no words to even begin to describe what just happened. Please note that the comments on Taylor’s video are conveniently turned off. Shocked!
Without further ado, the tweets. First, people are comparing it to a literal nightmare.
If anyone wants to have a nightmare tonight, watch the Cats trailer. Chilling. pic.twitter.com/UlONmWsrJT
— Omid Scobie (@scobie) July 18, 2019
The cat jokes have started...and they will never, ever stop.
every cat should be hiring a publicist right now at this very moment
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) July 18, 2019
A very poignant social media take:
CATS is our punishment for Snapchat filters.
— Emily Tannenbaum (@ectannenbaum) July 18, 2019
What. And how. And what. And why. And what. pic.twitter.com/9xpbBLlDHM
— Joanna Robinson (@jowrotethis) July 18, 2019
you guys were right all along theater kids don’t deserve rights https://t.co/bZmXMNeKYO
— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) July 18, 2019
I'm so glad my cat isn't alive to see this
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) July 18, 2019
The very obvious question that needs to be asked because WHAT THE HECK?
...the cats have breasts. pic.twitter.com/1a7fGii4fO
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) July 18, 2019
Please, let’s get our politicians involved!!
What is your plan for the CATS movie, @ewarren?
— Eric King (@erickingdavid) July 18, 2019
Not even sure what this one is, but it’s very funny.
This new #Cats trailer is a work of art pic.twitter.com/AvxTXCP88S
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) July 18, 2019
This cat gets it.
I showed her the #Cats trailer. pic.twitter.com/l1NesddPNL
— Eva Burke (@Eva_B89) July 18, 2019
Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. I still have NO WORDS for this.
the James Cordon cat is giving me a panic attack pic.twitter.com/snDc9PzwXd
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) July 18, 2019
People were confused about the plot, so thankfully someone cleared that up for us.
Please stop saying the plot of Cats is confusing. The plot of Cats is that they're cats and they introduce themselves until one of them gets permission to die.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) July 18, 2019
A great question in 3...2...1...
just watched the CATS trailer
how do i unwatch the CATS trailer— jacksfilms (@jacksfilms) July 18, 2019
The new Cats trailer looks like a blast pic.twitter.com/HoFNInNFZN
— Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm) July 18, 2019
The Cats trailer is literally more terrifying than the IT trailer.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 18, 2019
can't believe how demonic the cats trailer looks pic.twitter.com/NMUGMgVinr
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) July 18, 2019
I don't know why everyone thinks the Cats' cats look scary. They nailed what my cat looks like. pic.twitter.com/L3WoRxBPNP
— Devon Sherer (@LOLDevon) July 18, 2019
Okay, yeah, so people are not thrilled about this. Do yourself a favor and rewatch it five more times so you can truly process what just happened to your eyes.
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