Twitter Says Your Favorite Salad Dressing Is The First Part Of Your Stripper Name, So Choose Wisely
Noah Kinsey, a writer, producer, and host (among other things), suggested on Twitter recently that to identify "your stripper name," you combine two things: your favorite salad dressing and "the thing about you that most disappoints your parents."
Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents
- Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) December 15, 2018
As you can imagine, the so-called "stripper names" created from such a ridiculous duo of topics made for a very interesting Twitter thread.
Thousand Island No Grandchildren
- Ellen Wilber (@Ellen60) December 16, 2018
Italian pregnancy
- Cassie (@casscassflores) December 16, 2018
Ranch Didn’t Go To Law School
- joshua williams (@jwilliamsmrhs) December 16, 2018
Cucumber Barren.
Wow. Rolls right off the tongue.- Sooz (@CruisinSoozan) December 16, 2018
Miso Childless
- HaleyMancini (@HaleyMancini) December 16, 2018
lemon garlic smokes weed in the car and the bathtub
- erica (@rickymorch) December 16, 2018
Ranch broke writer
- lexx🐻 (@lexiibbyx9) December 17, 2018
In case your favorite dressing just isn't coming to you, here are some popular ones to get you started (you'll have to come up with your parents' disappointment on your own, though)!
Balsamic
Italian
Ranch
French
Thousand Island
Bleu Cheese
Greek
While we're on the topic of salad, might I suggest adding one of these winter salads to your Christmas spread? I'd go with the Parmesan Brussels Sprouts. Then, you can-I don't know-ask your family about their salad dressing stripper names?
Best of luck,
Caesar Can't Cook For Sh*t.
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