Twitter Says Your Favorite Salad Dressing Is The First Part Of Your Stripper Name, So Choose Wisely

Photo credit: Allie Folino
Photo credit: Allie Folino

From Delish

Noah Kinsey, a writer, producer, and host (among other things), suggested on Twitter recently that to identify "your stripper name," you combine two things: your favorite salad dressing and "the thing about you that most disappoints your parents."

As you can imagine, the so-called "stripper names" created from such a ridiculous duo of topics made for a very interesting Twitter thread.

In case your favorite dressing just isn't coming to you, here are some popular ones to get you started (you'll have to come up with your parents' disappointment on your own, though)!

  • Caesar

  • Balsamic

  • Italian

  • Ranch

  • French

  • Thousand Island

  • Bleu Cheese

  • Greek

While we're on the topic of salad, might I suggest adding one of these winter salads to your Christmas spread? I'd go with the Parmesan Brussels Sprouts. Then, you can-I don't know-ask your family about their salad dressing stripper names?

Best of luck,
Caesar Can't Cook For Sh*t.

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