Twitter Is Roasting TF Out Of Jake Gyllenhaal As Taylor Swift Drops "All Too Well" With New Lyrics
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Good morning to Taylor Swift only, who blessed the world with Red (Taylor's Version), along with 10 full minutes of "All Too Well" with! additional! lyrics! And as anyone who has even a basic understanding of Taylor's lyrics knows, this song is largely assumed to be about her ex Jake Gyllenhaal. So naturally, his name is currently trending on Twitter as fans roast him. Ahemmmmmmm:
not jake gyllenhaal making 11 accounts i- pic.twitter.com/LQ9hQLzjIP
— taylah🖤🧣 (@shl3yn1c) November 11, 2021
jake gyllenhaal trying to go anywhere in public now that #RedTaylorsVersion dropped: pic.twitter.com/jsnHSJgxuy
— Katya (@EhresmanKatya) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal listening to the 10 minutes version of all too well realizing 21 taylor called him out for the future “I'll get older but your lovers stay my age”#RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/GC2tRw10Ib
— ada🦋 (@gecemiyyyyyyy) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal logging on to twitter pic.twitter.com/GgcLRxF1VJ
— hayley🦇 (@fallnalien) November 12, 2021
Joe Jonas going to sleep tonight knowing all the attention is on Jake Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/f2T1LmBchH
— im shane gray 🧣 4 cryn out loud (@camprockqueen) November 11, 2021
Taylor after absolutely tearing apart Jake Gyllenhaal for 10 minutes #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/bJsZJmJBHf
— phoebe (@pheebsrowen) November 12, 2021
All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well pic.twitter.com/MR6cCPWEQr
— Thicc-ery Binx 🐈⬛ (@tootsdeville) November 11, 2021
Suing Jake Gyllenhaal for emotional damage on behalf of me and Taylor Swift because how THE FUCK am I supposed to emotionally recover from these lyrics??? pic.twitter.com/MCoREPxhAw
— leanna🧣 (@rebelredpocket) November 12, 2021
Jake Gyllenhaal has stopped breathing #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/HkNZXNLd7b
— Zoe🧣 (@delicatestan1) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal tossing taylor swift the car keys pic.twitter.com/cqcTMOtg1T
— abby monteil (@abbyemonteil) November 12, 2021
“YOU SAID IF WE HAD BEEN CLOSER IN AGE MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE” jake gyllenhaal im coming for you #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/ei3cxfhccq
— nessa🧣 in my red era (@taylorloveebot) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal is screaming crying & throwing up
— wolfgang ruth (@itswolfgangruth) November 12, 2021
How Im sleeping tonight knowing I’m not Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist pic.twitter.com/otDuPs1MGJ
— maya (@allmychampagne) November 11, 2021
what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party
— paige hettinger (@404paigenotfnd) November 12, 2021
everything I’ve learned about Jake Gyllenhaal I’ve learned against my will pic.twitter.com/FyTWQ8V9NP
— eaves! (@plsgtfolol) November 12, 2021
so true jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/AybyFmcbMq
— ces🌙 (@swifolkfolk) November 12, 2021
Jake Gyllenhaal now that #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion has been released: pic.twitter.com/qIafOMaMb5
— 𝑴 (@amarveloustime_) November 12, 2021
if taylor swift can write All Too Well after dating jake gyllenhaal for only 3 months then im also allowed to be as dramatic as I want
— sara (@sarahanebutt) November 4, 2021
Jake Gyllenhaal waking up this morning and looking at the calendar: pic.twitter.com/kzfHfNhfm1
— Jackie (@jbee_13) November 10, 2021
jake gyllenhaal after knowing that taylor swift just directed a short film of all too well ten minutes version: pic.twitter.com/LQwQCkCATv
— ces🌙 (@swifolkfolk) November 5, 2021
jake gyllenhaal fighting for his life rn #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/mCeIjYsgeT
— rae (@reignwomenn) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal when an album revealing intimate details about a 2.5-month relationship he had 11 years ago makes Spotify crash #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/BuShkrA2Jr
— hollyhales (@hollyhales) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal turn off your phone for the weekend baby
— daniel taroy (@danieltaroy) November 12, 2021
Jake Gyllenhaal having a “fuck the patriarchy” keychain while dating women 10 years younger than him does track yes
— carina hsieh (@carinahsieh) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal disappearing from public eye for the rest of the year now that red tv is out #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/p9it7LHcrU
— michael (@hemswcrthy) November 12, 2021
Nothing to say but...crying! screaming!!!!!!!!
Also, hi, here are the full new lyrics, courtesy of the geniuses at Genius, in case you need them:
[Verse 1]
I walked through the door with you, the air was cold
But something 'bout it felt like home somehow
And I left my scarf there at your sister's house
And you've still got it in your drawer, even now
Oh, your sweet disposition and my wide-eyed gaze
We're singing in the car, getting lost upstate
Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place
And I can picture it after all these days
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know it's long gone and
That magic's not here no more
And I might be okay, but I'm not fine at all
Oh, oh, oh
[Chorus]
'Causе there we arе again on that little town street
You almost ran the red 'cause you were lookin' over at me
Wind in my hair, I was there
I remember it all too well
[Verse 2]
Photo album on the counter, your cheeks were turning red
You used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin-sized bed
And your mother's telling stories 'bout you on the tee-ball team
You tell me 'bout your past, thinking your future was me
And you were tossing me the car keys, fuck the patriarchy
Key chain on the ground, we were always skipping town
And I was thinking on the drive down, any time now
He's gonna say it's love, you never called it what it was
'Til we were dead and gone and buried
Check the pulse and come back swearing it's the same
After three months in the grave
And then you wondered where it went to as I reached for you
But all I felt was shame and you held my lifeless frame
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know it's long gone and
There was nothing else I could do
And I forget about you long enough
To forget why I needed to
[Chorus]
'Cause there we are again in the middle of the night
We're dancing 'round the kitchen in the refrigerator light
Down the stairs, I was there
I remember it all too well
And there we are again when nobody had to know
You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath
Sacred prayer, and we'd swear
To remember it all too well, yeah
[Bridge]
Well maybe we got lost in translation
Maybe I asked for too much
But maybe this thing was a masterpiece
'Til you tore it all up
Running scared, I was there
I remember it all too well
And you call me up again
Just to break me like a promise
So casually cruel in the name of being honest
I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here
'Cause I remember it all, all, all
[Verse 3]
They say all's well that ends well
But I'm in a new hell every time you double-cross my mind
You said if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine
And that made me want to die
The idea you had of me, who was she?
A never-needy ever lovely jewel whose shine reflects on you
Not weeping in a party bathroom
Some actress asking me what happened, you, that's what happened, you
You who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes
Sipping coffee like you're on a late night show
But then he watched me watch the front door all night, willing you to come
And he said, "It's supposed to be fun turning twenty-one"
[Chorus]
Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it
I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it
After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
Now you mail back my things and I walk home alone
But you keep my old scarf from that very first week
'Cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me
You can't get rid of it
'Cause you remember it all too well, yeah
'Cause there we are again when I loved you so
Back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known
[Post-Chorus]
It was rare, I was there
I remember it all too well
Wind in my hair, you were there
You remember it all
Down the stairs, you were there
You remember it all
It was rare, I was there
I remember it all too well
[Verse 4]
And I was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes
I'll get older but your lovers stay my age
From when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones
I'm a soldier who's returning half her weight
And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue?
Just between us, did the love affair maim you too?
Cause in this city's barren cold, I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell, I remember it all too well
[Outro]
Just between us, did the love affair maim you all too well?
Just between us, do you remember it all too well?
Just between us, I remember it (Just between us) all too well
Wind in my hair, I was there, I was there
Down the stairs, I was there, I was there
Sacred prayer, I was there, I was there
It was rare, you remember it all too well
Wind in my hair, I was there, I was there
Down the stairs, I was there, I was there
Sacred prayer, I was there, I was there
It was rare, you remember it
Wind in my hair, I was there, I was there
Down the stairs, I was there, I was there
Sacred prayer, I was there, I was there
It was rare, you remember it
Wind in my hair, I was there, I was there
Down the stairs, I was there, I was there
Sacred prayer, I was there, I was there
It was rare, you remember it
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