There are two types of people in this world: those who love those $3 Frosted Sugar Cookies™ and those who lie about loving those cookies. They're delicious and ya'll know it.
But someone had the audacity to publicly insult these delicate pastry circles on Twitter and now, the internet is in an all-out war.
22-year-old Wisconsinite, Taylor Haugen, posted a tweet, calling the cookies – which I personally believe were handcrafted by rosy-cheeked cherubs – "bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of sh*t things they have the nerve to call cookies."
its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of shit things they have the nerve to call cookies pic.twitter.com/tTA8Jx1kBl- t (@taysux) February 13, 2017
one more person tell me these aren't flavorless i dare you. SUGAR ISNT A FLAVOR YALL- t (@taysux) February 14, 2017
SWEET ISNT A FLAVOR IT IS A TASTE PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE. THINGS ARENT FLAVORED SWEET THEY TASTE SWEET. pic.twitter.com/sDtaBzQW0f- t (@taysux) February 15, 2017
People on both sides came to battle, some arguing that the circlets of crumbly delight definitely aren't flavorless – okay, maybe the cookies themselves, but for sure not the frosting.
they are SUGAR cookies. Sugar is the flavor of those cookies.- SLATER (@SuperShayIa) February 16, 2017
@ibrandx_ delete this blasphemous tweet. They're the god of all cookies.- PaulyBagaDonuts (@paulstiga215) February 14, 2017
i didnt know people who didnt like these cookies even existed.. im in shock- Josie Kaitlin (@G0ldenRubb3rs) February 14, 2017
ok who hurt u- zachary jacob (@zachdegaetano) February 14, 2017
But some agreed with the cookie hater.
you speak my language I agree 100% I've ALWAYS disliked those cookies and you're right. They have 0 flavor- Abigail Neibert (@abbyneibert2) February 16, 2017
people who enjoy these cookies, probably think black pepper is an exotic spice.- LetsGetBBQandGetBusy (@Thebigsale85) February 14, 2017
no they're nasty af they taste like cardboard with sprinkles on top- Lee-uh (@lijamendenhall) February 15, 2017
I think we can all agree on one thing: it's physically impossible to eat more than one without developing an instant cavity.
Kelsey is the assistant style editor at Seventeen.com. Follow her on Instagram!
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