Despite the middle finger, they seem to be enjoying their five-star accommodations in Turks and Caicos.
When they’re not on their yacht or strolling on their private beach, they’re probably just standing around throwing money at each other. She has a lot. She’s on track to become a billionaire by age 25. We’re not sure about you, but we’re, um, on track to be billionaires … never.
We can’t imagine that Kylie and Travis care about anything beyond each other, their kid, their pricey vacay, and the continued demand for lip kits. So that’s why we’re OK with passing along the latest, totally farfetched and unfounded — but still amusing — bit of Kylie gossip on the interwebs: There’s a rumor on social media that Travis isn’t Stormi’s father.
It started when someone pointed out that Stormi looks more like Kylie’s bodyguard than Travis.
why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard? pic.twitter.com/9Be005qfhM
— K$ (@OfficialKito) May 2, 2018
Again, there is no legitimacy to the rumor. But that hasn’t stopped that tweet from amassing over 19,000 retweets. People believe it.
I've never been more convinced by a theory!!
Kylie Jenner's baby.
Is the bodyguards baby.
Kris is up to something! pic.twitter.com/7bk6Qb510Z
— Jazzybum (@Jazzybumblee) May 3, 2018
Kylie Jenner’s baby is her bodyguard’s, change my mind. pic.twitter.com/Gkea1q7jFn
— mckauley delonjay (@mckooley) May 2, 2018
This woman claims she asked Kylie if the rumor was true and Kylie blocked her. Dun-dun-dunnnn.
okay so Kylie Jenner just blocked me cuz i asked her why does her baby look like her bodyguard… Like wtf gurl i like u didn’t wanna sound bad, it was a damn joke the good thing she knows i exist aye pic.twitter.com/LN0ceF9s2Q
— laura (@wdymabel) May 2, 2018
Helping along the rumor is the fact that the bodyguard — whose name is Tim Chung — is very, very attractive.
God knows how kylie has found the willpower to not sleep with her bodyguard.. I’d climb that like a tree
— heldog (@helenruffley) April 27, 2018
I wouldn’t blame Kylie if her bodyguard the real daddy. I’d let him impregnate me too pic.twitter.com/CeqF3mablG
— соиіс (@thottybey) May 2, 2018
Like — if he’s not a model, he should be.
Hey model scouts, get this guy some work so he’s not just opening the door for Kylie and being gossiped about on Twitter.
Also helping along the rumor is the fact that several celebrities have dated their bodyguards. (Cue: “I Will Always Love You.”)
Again, there is no proof that Kylie and the bodyguard have anything going on other than a professional relationship. And there is certainly nothing solid indicating he’s the father of her kid. All along, it’s been known that Travis is her child’s father — and she actually calls him “baby daddy.” Like — that’s his nickname.
So the good thing to come out of this theory is that a new celebrity has been born out of all of this.
HELLO WE STAN KYLIE JENNER'S BODYGUARD pic.twitter.com/xnz5THItU9
— mimi (@shadyguanlin) May 3, 2018
You guys!! Someone said that Kylie’s baby looks more like her bodyguard than Travis … the resemblance is freakishly accurate… I looked him up of course, his name is Tim Chung, And he’s absolutely dreamy! All I know is, I don’t know anything! pic.twitter.com/KoPVdgJnmQ
— adrianita (@adreebluntz) May 2, 2018
Maybe we’ll soon see him posing on a yacht during his five-star vacation. Tim, skip the middle finger, though. It’s kinda tacky.
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