The Valentine's Day searches range from the sweet, like "poetry," to the not so sweet ... like "broken heart syndrome" and "venereal disease."
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, which means people only have a few days to get their act together to do something special for their partner. Because most of us are procrastinators, we are all jumping onto the internet to try and search for last-minute ideas. And now, thanks to internet provider Satellite Internet, we can all see what everyone else is searching.
This week, Satellite Internet created a map showing the most popular Valentine's Day–related searches in each state across the nation. Most of the search terms are sweet and include things like “edible arrangements” in Connecticut, “Valentine’s Day deals” in Kentucky, and “heart-shaped pizza” in Michigan.
Other states' most popular searches highlight just how single the country really feels with “friendship day” trending in California, “eHarmony” in Delaware, “Bumble” in Idaho, and “Tinder” in Wyoming.
But perhaps most surprising is just how many food mentions are on the list. For example, Alabamans is searching for “ filet mignon recipe” while Alaskans are looking for “lobster recipe.” Others are looking for reservations, like Georgians searching for “Longhorn Steakhouse” and Iowans searching for “Texas Roadhouse.”
Of course, if you want to forgo searching and just have some ideas presented to you, we’ve got your back too with 55 Valentine’s Day gifts for him and how to make your own chocolate recipes at home for the holiday. If you’re really feeling romantic, you could even write your honey a poem, too.
But, if you’re still curious as to what everyone is searching for, find a state-by-state breakdown below. Just remember: No judging others and their search history for Valentine’s Day.
Alabama: Filet Mignon recipe
Alaska: Lobster recipe
Arizona: Venereal disease
Arkansas: Valentine’s Day Makeup
California: Friendship Day
Colorado: Russell Stover
Connecticut: Edible Arrangements
Florida: Friendship Day
Georgia: Longhorn Steakhouse
Hawaii: Seafood near me
Indiana: Texas Roadhouse
Iowa: Texas Roadhouse
Kansas: Broken heart syndrome
Kentucky: Valentine’s Day deals
Maine: The Bachelor
Maryland: Outback Menu
Massachusetts: Dirty Valentines
Michigan: Heart-shaped pizza
Minnesota: Hallmark eCards
Mississippi: Quote about love
Montana: How to cook lobster tail
Nebraska: Free Valentine’s cards
Nevada: Brazilian blowout
New Hampshire: Lindt chocolate
New Jersey: Valentine's Day quotes
New Mexico: Red Lobster
New York: Edible Arrangements
North Carolina: Golden Corral Prices
North Dakota: Free eCards
Ohio: Red Lobster
Oregon: Cheese Fondue Recipe
Pennsylvania: Edible Arrangements
Rhode Island: Steak & BJ Day
South Carolina: Poetry
South Dakota: Outback Menu
Tennessee: Venereal Disease
Texas: Dirty Valentine’s Poems
Utah: Brazilian Waxing
Vermont: Ben & Jerry’s
Virginia: The Melting Pot
Washington: Chocolate Shops
West Virginia: Trump Valentine
Wisconsin: Dirty Valentines
If you've run out of time to purchase a gift or card, these mini Valentine's Day desserts might just be a sweeter gesture anyway.