Make the Family Laugh This Year with These Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns and One-Liners
Every November, it's time to gather the family around the table for fellowship and delicious food. Once you start feasting, get ready for the puns and one-liners to start flying! We can't help it. Even during Thanksgiving, there's time for dad jokes ("Dad jokes? I think you mean rad jokes..."). Entertain the crew with the best Thanksgiving jokes, puns, witticisms, and one-liners of your own.
In addition to providing some levity should the Thanksgiving Day discussion turn to politics, or in case mom accidentally burns the big bird, these humorous musings will come in handy as you're sitting around, post-meal, deliberating about what will make for the most engaging (yet effortless) Thanksgiving Instagram caption for that artful shot of sweet potato casserole. These playful expressions will also make for fun-loving banter in the kitchen—again, providing levity in a high-stress, double-ovens-fired-up situation—but they're also just the words to jot down on a card, win over the kids' table, or—if you really want to go the extra mile—print on a T-shirt. (C'mon, don't you want to see Aunt Margaret wearing a t-shirt that says Feast Mode?)
Thanksgiving Cooking
"Let's give 'em pumpkin' to talk about."
"I'm all about that baste."
"Activate: Feast Mode."
"Don't marsh my mellow."
"You've really got your turk cut out for you."
"You're the belle of the (Butter)ball."
"Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn't want to whisk it."
"Baking is my cardio."
"They see me rollin', they hatin'."
Turkey Puns
Turkin' 9 to 5
Turkey trot like it's hot.
"Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe."
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
"Gobble 'til you wobble."
"Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap."
"We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree."
“Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck”
"What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."
"Why did the cranberry turn red?" "Because he saw the turkey dressing!"
"What sound does a turkey's phone make?" "Wing, wing, wing."
Side Dish Puns
"Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole."
"Wham, yam, thank you ma'am."
"Much ado about stuffing."
"Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!"
"It doesn't get butter than this."
"Bread-y or not, here I crumb."
"Eat, drink, and cranberry."
"Pour some gravy on me."
"Nobody puts gravy in the corner."
"You ain't seen stuffing yet."
"#SquashGoals"
"Life's gourd, and then you pie."
"Whatever floats your gravy boat."
Dessert Puns
"I only have pies for you."
"I pecan't even." (Oh, yes, you pe-can.)
“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about”
"Whip, whip, hooray."
"When I whip, you whip, we whip..."
"I like big Bundts and I cannot lie."
"My favorite actor is Robert Brownie Jr."
"Sure, abs are great, but have you ever had pumpkin pie?"
Wine Puns
"Let's get basted."
"Let's get sauced."
"You had me at merlot."
"Sip happens."
"No wine left behind."
"What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?" "Nothing, it just lets out a little wine."
Too Full Puns
"Oh my gourd, I ate too much."
"Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever."
"Silence of the yams."
"That was plucking delicious!"
"It's all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants."
Seconds Puns
"Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?"
"Piece out." (As you take off with leftover pie)
"I can't quit cold-turkey."
"I was planning on taking home leftovers, but all my plans were foiled."
"Feast today, for tomorrow, we shop!"
"Leftovers are for quitters."
November Puns
This was an affair to November.
Always November me.
This Thanksgiving was a night to November.
If I could only November my name.
November 24...a meal that will live in infamy.
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