Worst 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes

Ladies, lock up your husbands! Here come the sexy cats, sexy chefs, sexy Hulk Hogans, sexy Jolly Ranchers. Yes, it's come to this, folks. For Halloween, we have added more shock value to a day that's already about shock value. Jon Stewart addressed the growing problem of our nation's collective obsession with dressing with "abandon" and sexy costume-mania, when he showcased the latest and greatest Halloween look, the vagina pizza, on his show. Just when it seemed like the "sexy Halloween" trend had crested, perhaps even receded, it jumped TOTALLY off the deep end. It's all so bizarre that we must discuss. Plus, you know you want one. Here’s a nice little roundup of Halloween head-scratchers just for you. — Charlotte Rudge, Shine Staff