The 5 Favorite Beers of Cheating Dudes

by Gena Kaufman

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I'm probably cheating on my wife." --World's least interesting man

Seriously, do we even care what goes on in the mind of a cheater? Sigh. I guess I do, because I keep clicking on links to stories about their preferred restaurants or what cities the most of them live in. And today, I learned about their favorite beers. Classy U.K. site Illicit Encounters surveyed its members to find out their preferred choice on tap.

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The top five are:
1. Guiness
2. Corona
3. Peroni
4. San Miguel
5. Budweiser

Obviously, if your guy is a big fan of one of these beers, you should definitely panic. Or, alternatively, you could just remember that these are generally pretty popular beers that are commonly sold at Everybar in Everycity, USA (though I've never actually had a San Miguel, have you?), so of course they are probably popular among non-cheaters and cheaters alike.

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I mean, the other day, I heard the husband of one of my friend's proudly declare that he'd never had a Corona and never had an desire to do so. I was mid-eyeroll and about to call him out on being totally pretentious and also a liar (like, dude, I'm pretty sure I've seen you drink a Corona before and I'm not even married to you), I realized he had said "cronut," not "Corona" and shut my mouth. Sorry, man.

Although I still think he's kind of a liar because cronuts sound delicious.

The point is, everyone has had a Corona (and a Guinesss and a Budweiser), not just cheaters, and also, I want a cronut.

Do you agree that this is pretty useless information? Or do you think Guinness drinkers are dirty cheaters?

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