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There are two words that will always strike terror into the heart of any standom: old tweets. Luckily for all my Traylor diehards out there, this isn't one of those times. The Travis Kelce tweets Swifties dug up from his college days paint a picture of an easily distracted himbo who loves burritos and can't spell. Basically, Taylor Swift's boyfriend seems to be exactly the Ken we've all hoped he was.
Back in 2011 and 2012, the NFL star was tweeting things like, “I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy”; “It's such a nice day out….. as I stair from my math class…. smh #mustbenice,”; “The question isn't how do you stop us, because frankley you cant stop whats supposed to happen!”; and “Ay you ain't nothin.. always gone be a peice of cheese witout the corners! you'll never be a slice bitch!! LMAO!!!”
We've learned that, like many college students, Kelce was a fan of Chipotle, which he tweeted about often—except he consistently spelled it #Chipolte, with the hashtag. “I’m fr i’m tears over his commitment to this spelling,” wrote one fan on Twitter, above a screenshot showing several examples.
Swifties have been, ~*~frankley~*~, overjoyed with this development. “Celebrities' old tweets being vile stuff full of bigotry and then you get travis kelce spelling squirrel as ‘squirle,’” wrote one fan. “What range,” tweeted someone else, with a couple choice screenshots.
Observed another person on the platform, “I understand Taylor Swift now. It's every girl's biggest dream to be able to text their dog. And that's sort of the vibe Travis Kelce is bringing to the table.”
Tweet on, king.
Originally Appeared on Glamour