In stories that I did not think I would be writing today, Kanye West turned up to rapper 2 Chainz wedding in socks and a pair of slides that were too small for him.
From the top up, Kanye looked spectacularly fit. Rocking his shirtless, Louis Vuitton mint green, double breasted suit, with two gold chains (very fitting). But from the bottom down he looked like my dad, in his Aldi special price sandals.
Kim was there too, but despite her best efforts to go noticed in her PVC neon green dress - complete with cycling sunglasses - all eyes were firmly on Kanye and his footwear, sorry Kimmy.
He literally stole my 'popping to the corner shop for a Twirl' look...
I haven't even mentioned the fact that the slides were clearly too small for him because look at that unsupported heel...
If you were thinking 'wow, I didn't know Kanye was a fan of affordable German supermarket shoes', think again.
That's because these just aren't any velcro slides, they're Yeezy velcro slides. It's called high fashion baby, get to know *eye roll*
I just hope Kanye gave theme a thoroughly good rinse to get rid of all that sand, before drying them off for his best wedding guest attire.
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