Scary Things For 20-Somethings to Put On Jack-O’-Lanterns

It’s October, which means, unless you’re some sort of weirdo, you’re already on the hunt for some funny pumpkin carving ideas. It’s once again time to aggressively partake in all the ~spooky~ autumnal activities that you hope will drive away the 80 degree weather. And, of course, the peak activity among those is driving to a roped off square of unpaved dirt somewhere outside your nearest strip mall, picking up a hefty orange gourd, and sawing chunks out of it to then later display by candlelight on your front porch steps!

When it comes to carving pumpkins, you’ve got a few options. You could go basic with your Jack-o’, which might be a bit underwhelming, but would also...

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