Mike Tyson releases video of himself doing a boxing workout prompting “comeback” speculation, a computer simulator makes surprising predictions about Tom Brady’s Bucs and Tua Tagovailoa has the top two selling NFL jerseys. PLUS: Arnold Schwarzenegger does the splits, insane workouts and “trashy” trick shots in today’s installment of What’s Good While Quarantined.
MIKE TYSON: I'm back.
JARED QUAY: Don't call it a comeback. But Mike Tyson might just be coming back.
- Mike Tyson?
JARED QUAY: He teases with that training video. And rumor has it he might fight a Evander Holyfield for charity.
- My ear hurts.
JARED QUAY: The baddest man on the planet could be looking to pull an MJ and come out of retirement. But my money's on him looking more like Wizards Jordan and not six ring Jordan. You know, because he's about 52. He old.
Florida has been in the news a bunch lately. And I'm not even talking about this.
- Their preference is to go to a gym, and workout with others, and to do classes. And here we see the pushups. This is part of the demonstration that they had been doing here.
JARED QUAY: We'll start in Tampa where a computer simulation ran 100 versions of the upcoming season with Tom Brady's Buccaneers. Their average record was 9 and 7. A whopping two game improvement over last year's 7 and 9. According to AI--
- I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue of over metal endoskeleton.
JARED QUAY: Brady with throw for over 4,000 yards, 28 touchdowns, and 13 interceptions. And only in one simulated future do the Buccaneers win the Super Bowl. Six rings and a virtual one. Nice, Tom Brady.
JARED QUAY: Down in Miami, newly drafted quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, owns two of the highest selling jerseys. Not one, two! His Dolphins aqua home jersey takes on the top spot, while his white away jersey comes in at number two. Maybe because Florida is the only place where you can go out to the beach still in your jersey.
- That's dumb! That is a dumb, stupid, dumb idea.
JARED QUAY: Oh, man! Y'all have been buying Tua jerseys. Not one, but Tua. Get it? Tua?
- That wasn't funny.
JARED QUAY: Most of you all have been doing a good job quarantining by staying inside. Well, not me because I'm in Arizona. And out here it's the wild, wild West. There's practically no rules. I know I've been kind of bad. But you know what's good? These videos on the internet. It's What's good while quarantined.
- (CHANTING) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [AUDIO OUT] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!