Racy Stormy Daniels-inspired Halloween costume is selling for $49.95 (mushroom not included)

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Seems about right.

At the end of a year in which politics often dominated pop culture, it’s only natural that Stormy Daniels, a woman who alleged that she had an affair with President Trump (which he has denied), inspired a costume from Yandy. The company is known for capturing pop culture, as it has in previous years, with costumes created for the Dress, which had all of social media debating over whether it was black and blue or white and gold, and Pizza Rat.

Stormy Daniels in West Hollywood, Calif., May 23, 2018, (Photo: Tara Ziemba/Getty Images)
Stormy Daniels in West Hollywood, Calif., May 23, 2018, (Photo: Tara Ziemba/Getty Images)

The “Cloudy Affair” costume is on sale for $49.95. The official description: “Uh oh! We sense a political scandal! Disclose all your dirty little secrets in this exclusive Cloudy Affair costume featuring a red mini dress with a plunging cowl neck, halter straps, a form-fitting skirt, a low open back, and large, foam, fake breasts. (Wig and mushroom not included.)”

The “Cloudy Affair” costume is a nod to Stormy Daniels. (Photo: Tandy)
The “Cloudy Affair” costume is a nod to Stormy Daniels. (Photo: Tandy)

The mushroom, of course, is a reference to a detail that Daniels — whose real name is Stephanie Clifford — included in her new tell-all book, Full Disclosure. In it, she compared Trump’s anatomy to a “mushroom.”

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti [pubic hair] and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart [the Nintendo video game],” Daniels wrote.

For what it’s worth, Daniels told 60 Minutes Australia on Sunday that she felt “pretty terrible” about the description now that it’s in print. Unfortunately, it’s too late for anyone to ever again look at a mushroom the same way.

In case the Daniels costume doesn’t feel like the right fit, don’t worry. There’s also a costume, for the same price, dedicated to that anonymous New York Times op-ed written by a Trump administration official.

Costume company Yandy wants to sell you a “Sexy Op-Ed Anonymous” costume. (Photo: Yandy)
Costume company Yandy wants to sell you a “Sexy Op-Ed Anonymous” costume. (Photo: Yandy)

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