Prince Harry truly spared no detail in Spare (heh), revealing everything from his fight with Prince William, weird tension between Meghan and Kate over lip gloss, and losing his virginity in a literal field to an older woman who “smacked my rump and sent me to grace.” And for reasons that remain a mystery, he also felt the need to tell everyone about the time he had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding back in April 2011.
Page Six published this particular excerpt from Spare, reporting that Harry said his “todger” was frozen following a trip to the North Pole a month prior to the royal wedding. Makes sense considering he spent his time swimming through frozen bodies of water:
Harry writes that ahead of the wedding, “Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks.” However, he didn’t tell his dad about his frozen penis (presumably because he was saving the story for the entire world in his book), even though it was becoming an issue.
“While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t,” Harry recalls. “It was becoming more of an issue by the day.” Fortunately, Harry went to a doctor to get the situation looked at post-wedding, and all is now well, todger-wise.
Anyway, enjoy this photo of Harry at his brother’s wedding! Truly didn’t expect to be sitting with the knowledge that his penis was frostbitten at the time, but here we are.
This has been, as ever, 2023.
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