Popeye’s is selling a chicken sandwich-themed Christmas sweater — is 2019 over yet?

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Amid the chaos that is the end of 2019, we pause to reflect on the bizarre moments that have defined culture this year. One such unfortunate phenomenon is the Popeye’s chicken sandwich, which is responsible for a wrecked car, a fatal stabbing, an armed robbery, a black market, a sexy Halloween costume, and several lost jobs. Now, the sandwich wars continue, as the chicken sandwich to end all sandwiches is immortalized as an ugly Christmas sweater — and somebody please send help, because we’ve had enough.

Popeyes Ugly Christmas Sweater

Popeye's chicken sandwich ugly Christmas sweater (Credit: uglychristmassweater.com)
Popeye's chicken sandwich ugly Christmas sweater (Credit: uglychristmassweater.com)

Shop it: Popeyes Ugly Christmas Sweater ($45), uglychristmassweater.com

The sweater in question will set you back $45 and is available in unisex sizes small through 3XL. At best, the sweater will be “the ultimate ice breaker for any holiday party,” per the product description. At worst, it will serve as a glaring reminder of the state of our culture in 2019. All that said, hang onto it and it’s guaranteed to become an iconic relic. Maybe throw it in a time capsule?

Popeyes Ugly Christmas Sweater

Popeye's chicken sandwich ugly Christmas sweater (Credit: uglychristmassweater.com)
Popeye's chicken sandwich ugly Christmas sweater (Credit: uglychristmassweater.com)

Shop it: Popeyes Ugly Christmas Sweater ($45), uglychristmassweater.com

The sweater is a “festive look sure to make mouths water” and is promised to deliver on or before December 20th, so stop drooling and order it already.

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