Another day, another wildly luxurious Kardashian party to (virtually) attend.
Just last weekend, the first family of reality television got together to celebrate the first birthday of Khloé Kardashian's daughter, True Thompson—complete with a veryawkward moment with True's scandal-ridden dad, Tristan Thompson. Now it's Kourtney Kardashian's turn to blow out the candles. Forty of them, to be exact.
Since this is the Kardashians we're talking about, Kourt's party looks like it cost a bazillion dollars and was thankfully well documented on social media. Before they even got to the event, the family shared lots of memories and birthday wishes for Kris Jenner's firstborn. "Happy Birthday @kourtneykardash I honestly can’t believe the life we have lived," Kim Kardashian caption some adorable old photos. "It’s such a dream to go through it all with having a sister like you by our side! You have taught me so much throughout life. You’re such an amazing mom and friend! Can’t wait to celebrate you tonight! I love you beyond what you could imagine ✨"
Stephanie Shepherd, former assistant to Kim and a close friend of Kourtney Kardashian's, shared birthday wishes and sent over a cake designed as a Time magazine cover touting Kourt as "The Original Macrobiotic MILF."
Now let's get to this party, which featured a cake with a naked replica of Kourtney sitting on a bathtub, bottles of liquor with her face on them, and napkins that called out some of the most iconic moments from Keeping Up With the Kardashians like "Kim, there are people that are dying" and "most interesting to look at."
Take a look:
All the sisters were very sparkly, of course.
Robin Thicke, Khloé's ex French Montana, Travis Scott, and Kanye West were in the house, along with Paris Hilton, Grandma MJ, and momager Kris.
It seems like a good time was had by all. Happy Birthday, Kourt!