This "Perfect Man" Chocolate Ornament Is A Real Thing You Can Hang On Your Tree
When decorating your Christmas tree, you're probably used to shuffling through a dusty container of ornaments you've had since you were a kid. While these are no doubt sentimental, there's a whole weird world of ornaments out there, including this chocolate "Perfect Man."
Spotted by @threesnackateers, this ornament is definitely...something. He's basically a buff, shirtless dude decked out in his best holiday outfit, including a Santa hat and shorts.
“Delete that Tinder app cuz you can now pick up the perfect man at Walgreens!” the post says: “Seriously though, you really can buy this little chocolate man ornament at Walgreens.”
A post shared by ThreeSnackateers.com (@threesnackateers) on Dec 6, 2019 at 4:49pm PST
People had some thoughts in the comments. “Lol my type of man,” one said. “He does exist!” another wrote. Someone else clearly had some buyer's remorse after passing this guy up during a recent Walgreens trip. “I wanted to buy this lol,” they wrote.
BTW: Walmart is also selling the ornament online and apparently buying the perfect man doesn't come cheap—it'll set you back $12.95. Still, they get points for marketing. “He’s sweet and decadently rich!” the package says, before urging people to “meet [him] under the mistletoe.”
There’s no word on whether you’re actually supposed to put this guy up on your tree (and whether he’d survive being near Christmas lights), but hey, if you’ve been looking for a shirtless edible man wearing Santa shorts, it's good to know that Walmart and Walgreens have got you covered.
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