People Are Sharing Their "Oh No, I'm Old" Moments, And Whether You're 30, 60, Or 90, They'll Hit Close To Home
Recently, we shared the things that were making redditors realize they were old, like having to scroll super far down when selecting your birth year on a drop-down menu.
The BuzzFeed Community responded with their own "oh no, I'm old" moments, and so many of them hit close to home. Maybe a little TOO close to home. Here are some of the most relatable ones:
1."I know I am old because if I sleep wrong, I have to call in sick to my work."
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2."I downloaded a bird call identification app. Next step is binoculars to watch the birds I'm identifying. I'm 34. It's over for me."
3."I find myself jokingly saying 'kids nowadays' and slowly realizing I am starting to mean it."
4."I’m a high school English teacher, and one of my classes had an assignment to do a literary analysis on a song. One student chose 'Sweet Child O' Mine' by Guns N' Roses. He started his presentation with, 'This song was released in the late 1900s…'"
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5."I was confused when the 'classic oldie' radio station starting playing modern music. Until I realized, it wasn't modern at all."
6."When I see award shows (especially music) and I know of, like, three people. I still have no idea who Doja Cat is or Dua Lipa. Honestly, I’m not even sure if they are people or bands. 😂 I’m 42. 🤷🏼♀️"
7."I felt old the day I saw a Game Boy Color on sale in an antique store."
8."I had a long and interesting conversation yesterday, at the supermarket with a lady about mops."
9."My BF is a professor and asked the class to raise their hands if they hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings, and over half the class raised their hands."
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10."I’m old because I remember 'Y2K' vividly. And then, I realize that Y2K was closer to New Year’s Eve 1979 than today."
11."I remember the first time I felt old was watching the Summer Olympics and seeing the stats of one of the athletes; she was BORN on, like, my 20th birthday or something."
12."Breaking my hip IN MY SLEEP at the ripe old age of 42. Then breaking it again less than a year later while doing the exercises I was given to help me recover from the first break and needing a total hip replacement."
13."I was born in 1982. The three most recent 'historical' American Girl dolls being from the '80s and '90s hit me hard."
14."We were legit excited to stay in all day and do our spring cleaning. We cleaned it top to bottom and were so proud. And we both realized that was the reality of adulting LOL."
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15."I’m an OB nurse. I discovered I helped deliver one of my new coworkers!"
16."I’m 40 and trying to explain the concept of not being able to watch whatever shows you wanted whenever to my friend’s son. He’s 14, and his mind was blown that you couldn’t just decide you want to watch something and find what streaming service it’s on."
17."I remember the moment I realized I was an adult was when I put furniture on my Christmas list."
18."My dad and I agree that you know you're old when you recognize more celebrities that are dying than celebrities that are on the red carpet."
19."I was standing to the side at the pharmacy and heard someone at the window giving their birthdate, and the year was 2001. I glanced over, thinking a child was picking up their prescription. Nope. Grown-ass adult."
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20."I saw a TikTok recently where a teenage girl was going through a Sears catalog from the '70s, laughing at the fabrics and fashions. I recognized some of the clothes in the kids' section because I'd worn them. Yes, I rocked a Holly Hobbie top with denim culottes nearly 50 years ago as a first-grader, what's so funny about that, kid?!"
21."Hearing 'turn of the century' just feels extra rude."
22."When you’re watching a movie, and you find the parent characters hotter than the adult children."
"Or, when the heartthrobs whose posters used to hang in my room are now playing the parents, not the leads."
23."When you have social plans and they get cancelled: In your youth, you get sad. When you’re old, you get glad. 😜"
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24."Mine is... How did I throw out my back this week? Rummaging in the refrigerator. I’ve also thrown out my back emptying the dishwasher, sneezing, taking the leash off the dog, and many other glamorous ways."
25."I was asked by a twentysomething what a pager was."
And finally:
26."I realized that I was old when I went to my high school reunion and there were a whole bunch of old people there."
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Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
