Nordstrom Just Took 25% Off a Gigantic Array of Menswear

You know what really grinds my gears? Getting all excited when I see there's some sweet-ass sale going on and then navigating to the appropriate site only to find, like, literally every single piece I'm trying to cop is still full-price due to some small-print shenanigans exempting all the best styles from the sale. Why you do me dirty like that?

Well, Nordstrom don't play no games. If you like paying full-price for all the best pieces this sale's not for you. Because everything, and I mean everything, is 25 percent off. You read that right, folks: that's 25 percent off SITEWIDE. (Okay, some select designer pieces are, in fact, excluded, but don't rain on my parade here.) This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. This is some DEFCON 1 shit right here. (Incidentally, did you guys know that the DEFCON scale, in terms of severity, goes in descending order and not the other way around? So DEFCON 1 is actually for situations the most severe, like a nuclear war or a really good online sale.)

Head over to Nordstrom's site to shop a breathtaking array of full-price options, all 25 percent off, and take an extra 25 percent off already on-sale items. Let's get this bread, baby!